Magic Calendar™
Hate Mondays? Want to rid yourself of their horror?
How about weekends? They're awesome, right? Wish they came more frequently? Now they can, thanks to Magic Calendar™!
Magic Calendar® eliminates unsightly Mondays by compacting the week into just 6 days, 4 days for work and a standard 2-day weekend. Because the work week is shorter, weekends come sooner!
Forget hump-day-- your work week will magically go from "just begun" to "almost over" -literally over night!
Are you an hourly employee? Then your boss will love Magic Calendar®, too! Tell him that you are willing to work just ONE more hour each day and show him how he can get up to 54 more hours* of "productivity" from each and every employee in a year, while giving them more time off, more frequently!
What's more, calendar dates have become magically much much easier to remember, since each and every month's comprised of exactly 36 days which always fall on the same day of the week, thanks to Magic Calendar™!
Magic Calendar™ will allow you to plan more efficiently and accurately for holidays, day trips and special occasions such as anniversaries, weddings, birthdays or graduations, since you will always know what day of the week any given date is-- straight off the top of your head!
Act now and get a FREE bonus holiday week (5-days) at the beginning of each year, for the rest of your life! ABSOLUTELY FREE!
That's right- you get 6 weekends a month for 10 months (that's 8 FREE additional weekends per year) PLUS a 5-day vacation at the beginning of each year, just for making the switch today.
BUT WAIT- THERE'S MORE!
Start using Magic Calendar® today and receive a bonus vacation day every four years!
NOT ENOUGH?
We'll give you ALL of the Federal and religious holidays that you already have, PLUS the extra 8 weekends per year, AND the 5-day holiday (including bonus Leap Year® vacation day every 4 years), just for subscribing now!
Magic Calendar™ restores sanity and organization, increases productivity, stimulates the economy and promotes a happier, healthier lifestyle for all!
Start using Magic Calendar® TODAY!
*Some math required to show this to your boss.
How about weekends? They're awesome, right? Wish they came more frequently? Now they can, thanks to Magic Calendar™!
Magic Calendar® eliminates unsightly Mondays by compacting the week into just 6 days, 4 days for work and a standard 2-day weekend. Because the work week is shorter, weekends come sooner!
Forget hump-day-- your work week will magically go from "just begun" to "almost over" -literally over night!
Are you an hourly employee? Then your boss will love Magic Calendar®, too! Tell him that you are willing to work just ONE more hour each day and show him how he can get up to 54 more hours* of "productivity" from each and every employee in a year, while giving them more time off, more frequently!
What's more, calendar dates have become magically much much easier to remember, since each and every month's comprised of exactly 36 days which always fall on the same day of the week, thanks to Magic Calendar™!
Magic Calendar™ will allow you to plan more efficiently and accurately for holidays, day trips and special occasions such as anniversaries, weddings, birthdays or graduations, since you will always know what day of the week any given date is-- straight off the top of your head!
Act now and get a FREE bonus holiday week (5-days) at the beginning of each year, for the rest of your life! ABSOLUTELY FREE!
That's right- you get 6 weekends a month for 10 months (that's 8 FREE additional weekends per year) PLUS a 5-day vacation at the beginning of each year, just for making the switch today.
BUT WAIT- THERE'S MORE!
Start using Magic Calendar® today and receive a bonus vacation day every four years!
NOT ENOUGH?
We'll give you ALL of the Federal and religious holidays that you already have, PLUS the extra 8 weekends per year, AND the 5-day holiday (including bonus Leap Year® vacation day every 4 years), just for subscribing now!
Magic Calendar™ restores sanity and organization, increases productivity, stimulates the economy and promotes a happier, healthier lifestyle for all!
Start using Magic Calendar® TODAY!
*Some math required to show this to your boss.
Seriously, though; something that I've always found vexing is remembering what day of the week each date is. It changes every month & every year making it hard to predict what exactly I will be doing, for example, on my birthday. Planning around the holidays? Forget it. I also am one of millions (maybe even billions!) of people who think Mondays are terrible. I also love weekends. Who doesn't? Then one day I realized that something can be done about this. Here is my solution:
Divide the year into 10 months that are 6 weeks long comprised of 6 days per week-- 4 weekdays and a 2-day weekend. The remaining days can go in the gap between Christmas Day through New Year's Day. That 5-day period can be counted as a special section of the year we can call "Month Zero" or "Week Zero" in which we generally all take vacation and don't get much done. On Leap Years we can just make that Week/Month Zero one day longer. If we begin doing this on the next Leap Year, New Year's Day becomes the first day ("Onesday") of Month One and every day after that always falls on the same day of the week. Christmas is always on a weekend, extending the holiday week from the last two days of Month Ten to the first day of Month One (seven days of holiday/eight days on a leap year).
Imagine always knowing your birthday falls on a "Twosday:" You can now plan your life more effectively. Weekends come more frequently, occurring 60 times a year instead of 52. you begin to feel like you have a lot more leisure time-- because you do! One-third of each week is now a weekend.
- Consumers spend more money on weekends.
- The economy is very service-oriented, and more frequent weekends means ample opportunity for businesses to profit-- and hire more employees.
- Americans use less electricity on weekends.
- More equal work opportunity for everyone.
- More frequent rest & time at home for everyone = better family & mental health conditions.
Now, I know what you're thinking:
"...if there are only 4 days of work each week, how can I afford those extra weekends?"
Here's how: work one more hour per day.
Current Calendar:
5 days X 8 hours = 40 hours X 52 weeks = 2,080 work hours per year.
Magic Calendar™:
4 days X 9 hours = 36 hours X 60 weeks = 2,160 work hours per year.
If you ask me, "it's about time" that we did something like this!
